Performer affiliate program
Two ways to earn. Share the whole stage or spotlight specific pieces — your link, your audience, your payout.
Founding affiliates · Limited window
Sign up before checkout goes live and lock in higher rates for the life of your account: 10% site-wide (Tier 1) and up to 20% on direct product links (Tier 2). Standard rates after launch are 5% and 10–15%.
Start building your audience now — payouts begin when orders flow after we open the register.
Founding traffic leader · Bonus prize
Drive the most unique visits through
your ?ref= link before checkout goes live
— even if nobody buys yet — and win
the Headliner prize:
$250 store credit plus a featured
spotlight on launch day.
One unique visitor counts once per person. Sales commissions are separate and stack on top. Full contest rules in your founding affiliate agreement.
Tier 1 · Site advocate
Up to 5%
Advertise the site with your personal link or promo code. Earn up to 5% of total net sales on any order placed through your referral — every item in the cart counts.
- Best for: IG stories, link-in-bio, clubhouse word-of-mouth
- Link format:
?ref=your_stage_name - Commission on net merchandise (tax & shipping excluded)
Tier 2 · Product curator
10–15%
Share a direct link to any item you love. Earn 10–15% commission on net sales of that selected product when someone buys through your link.
- Best for: fit checks, heel reviews, “this is my set” posts
- Higher rate on the SKUs you personally endorse
- Stack with Tier 1 when shoppers browse beyond your pick
Traffic rewards — earn even without sales
The goal is simple: bring visitors. Unique clicks through your link count every month — whether or not anyone checks out. Hit milestones and you still earn store credit and perks. Sales commissions stack on top.
All thresholds below are draft until we lock product pricing and break-even. Amounts may shift; the idea won’t.
Proposed monthly visit milestones
- 100+ unique visits — no sale required $10 store credit
- 250+ unique visits $25 credit + 25% site-wide commission*
- 500+ unique visits $50 credit + 50% off your order*
*Commission and discount perks apply that calendar month when sales happen. Visit credit pays out either way. One unique person = one visit count.
Monthly traffic headliner
Every month, the affiliate who drives the most unique visits wins the recurring Headliner bonus — $100 store credit plus a featured shoutout on our socials. Runs again the 1st of each month; sales not required to win.
Separate from the one-time founding Headliner prize before checkout goes live. Top your own record month after month.
Also earn · Suggest an item
Not just links — curate the catalog. Anyone can propose a product. If we list your pick, you earn 50% of net profit on that SKU for as long as it stays in the store. Example: $50 profit per sale → $25 to you, $25 to us, every time it moves.
Suggest an item →How it works
- Unique visits through your link count every month — with or without sales.
- Flat commissions only — no recruiting tiers or downlines.
- Optional higher payout as store credit (your choice at payout).
- Discrete payouts via Venmo, Cash App, PayPal, or USDC.
What you could earn
Real examples to show how the math works. Your payout depends on how often you post and what your audience buys — these numbers are illustrations, not a cap or a promise.
Tier 1 · Site advocate
You advertise the site on your social media — link in bio, stories, a pinned post. That traffic turns into 8 site-referred orders at an average of $100 each. At 5% commission, you pocket $40 cash.
Most carts run higher than $100 once someone stacks heels, a set, and accessories. The more you post your link, the more orders you can drive — and your cut scales with every sale.
8 orders × $100 avg × 5% = $40
Tier 2 · Product curator
You earn up to 15% on any item you share with a direct product link — fit checks, heel reviews, “this is my stage set” posts. Post several picks; if those links generate $850 in total sales, you just earned an easy $127.50 in cash at the top rate.
More posts, more links, more sales — it adds up fast when your audience trusts your taste.
$850 in sales × 15% = $127.50
Do one tier or both. Run your site link and your product links at the same time and a month like the examples above could pay out around $167.50 — real cash, not store credit (unless you choose credit at payout).
Sign up for the affiliate program, pick your tier — or both — and start earning.
Apply
Founding affiliates: apply now — email support@strippersdontmakegoodpets.com with your stage name, which tier you want (or both), and your preferred payout method. Include “founding affiliate” in the subject line to lock in 10% / up to 20% before we open checkout.
General affiliate onboarding continues when live checkout launches. Full program terms provided at signup.